Not so writerly
Staring at the bottom of a vodka bottle doesn’t have much impact since you can always see the bottom of a bottle of vodka.
1. How are babies made? (Gee thanks kiddo) Um, well, there’s a mommy, a birth mommy, and a daddy, and um, they, um, have special naked time. And when you are older I will tell you all about it, in great detail, don’t worry. Next question?
2. How do animals make babies? Oy, the same way as people do. eBoy, “Huh? How do animals have special, naked time?” Me, “Oh, look at the time, give daddy a kiss, good night, I love you.”
when i have kids
imma fuck with them
even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble
ask them shit like
“why the teacher called me today?”
“what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!”
then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble
This tumblr is hilarious! I roll with every post. Check it out.