You know what I think of those cute, charming parenting tips about selling broccoli to your kids?
Shut the fuck up, it’s not “trees”! Who the fuck wants to eat trees anyway?
Final preparation of first big history project. eBoy picked the person, did the research, wrote out the list of facts, selected the photos to use, painted the diorama box, helped with all the gluing, and generally wore himself out finishing it up. Daddy just did the coordinating, cutting and fabulousness check.